1楼lemonade
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发表于 2010-1-2 10:24
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Mr. Typing Bee's SLEEP PARTY
During the holidays, my 8 year old daughter wrote this interesting story --
Mr. Typing Bee wants to host a sleep party, but it is the middle of the winter. No bee wants to come, because they need to hibernate. Right now, he is trying to get us to go, but their stuff is too small. Like how would you hold a cup that is bee sized?! He is typing so much that it would drive you crazy. We can't go anyway. He wrote some funny stuff though. Heres some that he wrote.
There once was a big fat bee,
he alway needed to pee,
he peeded in pants,
and watered his plants
and now he needs to eat.
Dear whoever you are,
if you come to my sleep party,
bring a book with you
from Mr. Typing Bee
If you don't come, will somone you know come?
There's some. You might send a letter that says
Dear Mr. Typing Bee,
How do you turn your printer off?
I just recevied the answer.
There is no way.
Glad I helped.
Mr. Typing Bee
Well we should keep an eye on our mailboxes to make sure we know what Mr. Typing Bee is doing.
Lets check now.
Had you seen anyone or bee who wants to go? Mr. Typing Bee
what did the bee say to its girl? Hi honey.
What do bees use as money? honey. There is lots of honey
Mr. Typing Bee thinks he can make us go by honey. Still, you won't be able to go. How can you eat that honey? It will be in a bowl that is bee sized. Bee size means tiny..