我觉得我男友是个加尔文主义者
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【基甸按】转自微信图片，出处不详（中译网上搜不到，侵删）。图片上有说明：英文歌词来自Jacki Dunning。何奇伟中译。歌词内含大量神学哏，如果你懂，会觉得很好笑。（比如加尔文主义五要点——即所谓”郁金香“TULIP：人性全然败坏、上帝无条件的拣选、基督有限的救赎、圣灵不可抗拒的恩典和圣徒的坚忍。）Jackie Dunning的演唱视频我在Youtube上搜到了：
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ONpuX__ib0，另在她那时的男友的博客上看到他们已经结婚。
我觉得我男友是个加尔文主义者
（英文歌词附后）
他不送我红玫瑰，也不送我水仙花。
他只给我买郁金香，藉此将情意传达。
他说，“铭刻于我心，《诗篇》是我珍爱，
但在我心中有一特别之处，专等你到来。”
“我能否约你出来，尽管你全然败坏~~？”
我觉得我男友是个加尔文主义者，
总读着NKJV、引用罗马书8章28到30节；
我觉得我男友是个加尔文主义者，
但那又有何妨？终究说来，
不是我选择了他，而是他拣选了我。
他说：“我终日所寻无非是一敬虔女子，
并不在乎她是否美丽妖艳，
不过，考虑到你的相貌，
也多亏我相信无条件的拣选。
他说：“我如此面对你每天的抱怨，
正解释了圣徒的坚忍。”
我说：“你是个认识论前设派，
信奉后千禧年主义的圣约神学加尔文派，
还是个信奉神治主义和堕落前拣选的改革宗长老会信徒，
绝对不是个阿米念……"，别嫌我说话难懂。
他说”宝贝，告诉你个秘密，
我是如此纯洁无暇，我甘愿献你为祭。“
我觉得我男友是个加尔文主义者，
他有个纹身上面写着”我爱世普罗（R. C. Sproul）”；
我觉得我男友是个加尔文主义者，
他叫我把我的NIV圣经扔向炉火，
我觉得我男友是个加尔文主义者，
但那又有何妨？终究说来，
不是我选择了他，而是他拣选了我。
我觉得我男友是个加尔文主义者，
他说，“我巴不得自己像圣灵，
如此能常驻你心。”
他说，“上帝吩咐我们生养众多，
所以，宝贝，咱们何时开始进行？”
有一天他对我说，“恩典，我爱你”。
我说：“我的名字叫Jacki，傻瓜”，
他说，“你确定你不叫恩典？
因为你是如此令我不可抗拒。”
我觉得我男友是个加尔文主义者，
他和约翰-加尔文一样会讲法文；
我觉得我男友是个加尔文主义者，
充满奥秘又古板，就像奥古斯丁；
我觉得我男友是个加尔文主义者，
但那又有何妨？终究说来，
不是我选择了他，而是他拣选了我。
（附英文歌词）
He won't buy me roses
None of those daffodils
He just buys me TULIPS
To explain the way he feels
He said, "I treasure the pslams, on my
heart they are engraved.
But there's room for your name too,
in a special spot I've saved."
"Can I ask you on a date?
Even though you're totally depraved?"
I think my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
He's always reading an NKJV
I think my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
Quoting Romans 8:28-30
I think my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
But ultimately, it doesn't matter -
I didn't choose him, he chose me.
He said, "All I'm looking for is a godly woman,
I don't care if she's not pretty."
And considering your complexion,
it's a good thing I believe in unconditional election."
He said, "perseverance of the Saints is well illustrated
by the way I put up with you constant complaining."
I said, "You're an epistemological, presuppositional, and
post-millennial Covenantal Calvinist, also a theonomist,
superlapsarian, and Reformed Presbyterian, but never an Arminian..."
Don't say I am complicated!
He said, "Babe I'm sorry, I'll tell you something true."
"You're so unblemished, I could sacrifice you."
I think my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
He's got a tattoo that says "I love RC Sproul"
I think my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
He made me burn my NIV Bible
I think my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
But ultimately, it doesn't matter -
I didn't choose him, he chose me.
He said, "I wish I was the Holy Spirit
so I could be inside your heart."
He said, "God told us to multiply,
so baby let's start!"
One day he said, "I love you Grace".
I said "My name is Jacki, you fool."
He said, "Are you sure your name isn't grace,
because you're irresistible."
（And that's what I knew, that...）
My boyfriend's a Calvinist;
Il parles français comme Jean Calvin. （He speaks French like John Calvin.)
I know my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
Born in August like St Augustine.
I know my boyfriend's a Calvinist;
But ultimately, it doesn't matter -
I didn't choose him, he chose me.
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