1楼Cherrydaddy
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发表于 2007-6-17 10:41
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牐牳呖加⒂镒魑木妙错句欣赏.
牐1.逻辑混乱:
牐燩resent is very important, we can't live without it.(不至于没礼物就活不下去吧?)
牐燤y brother's mother doesnt agree with him.(中国老师看的出来,这是表兄弟,老外就怀疑是同父异母了，cousin表兄弟姐妹,堂兄弟姐妹)
牐2. 连篇废话:
牐燤y younger brother is younger than me.
牐營 have a very good friend who will hold a birthday party tomorrow, because tomorrow is his birhtday.
牐3.痴人说梦:
牐燤y gift to my friend is a pen and I hope he can use the pen establish a harmonious society.(总书记要生气的!)
牐4.超强中式英语:
牐燤other! Mother's Day Happy!(I服了you了)
牐營 opened the screen of the computer.(用螺丝刀了吗?)
牐燛veryone needs love and heart.(没有爱,很不幸,没有心,就没了命)
牐5.黑色幽默:
牐燗fter he got my present, he will work hard in his after life.(afterlife是下辈子,不是以后的生活)
牐燱hen she received my present--a watch, she immediately put it on her leg.(赶紧申请脚表或腿表的专利,淘汰手表,你可以的!)
牐6.黔驴技穷:
牐燭oday is your shengri, I will give you a liwu, because it is our xiguan.(&*%#$@!)
牐燶r
还有一个可怜的孩子,写了一篇充满感情的文章,大意是要送一件衬衫给他老爸作礼物,对父亲的默默奉献表达了感激之情,这应该是个很懂事的孩子,但也是个粗心的孩子,通篇文章里面"衬衫"这个单词他都没有写那个字母"r"!
评论人：xxxxx | 评论日期：2007-6-12 23:16
牐犘Φ蕉亲犹.
牐牴兰谱约旱背跣吹亩西也让批卷子的老师笑疼过肚子.
牐牪恢怎么给分啊.
牐牸堑美鲜δ闼倒卷子到你手里一般手下留情的.
评论人：xxxxx | 评论日期：2007-6-15 22:15
牐犆菜谱约05年时也写了这样的佳句。。。于是不知被哪位老师定为102。。。
评论人：xxxxxx | 评论日期：2007-6-16 16:53
牐犖也恍辛,笑爆掉了!.
